25 October 2010

Mr. Fly . . .

"Will you feature me, Lui?" he sneezed.

But why will I do that? I want to tell him while looking aghast. But not wanting to crush his spirit I just pretended not to see or hear him. But the bloke went up my jeans and made goo-goo eyes and again: "will you post about me, puh-leez?"

Oh, what a sneak! So I told him "maybe next time" . . . but he flew up to my apron (a hundred yikes!) and stared at my face (triple macro! triple yikes!)

. . . and again in a sweet, totally grating hiss said "please?"

So I told him that it is not possible to talk about him without warning everybody how harmful he can be! That he is the carrier of all things yucky that can make any unsuspecting being sick just by his touch!

And he flew to my arms! Oh, please don't let me do this. I closed my eyes and hope he will leave. But when I opened my eyes he was still there! Mr. Fly was pretty stubborn. So I shooed him off!

And he flew to seek refuge in Heaven's garden looking totally dejected. Making me feel like a vicious villain of his drama days. . .

. . . probably grumbling about his silly fate . . .

. . . and how the keeper of Heaven kept rejecting him. I am really sorry and pretty scared of what a frustrated being like him will do next . . .

from a story by Sweepy (yes, the SuperDog b'o'd)

And for all wonderful readers with childlike wonder and humor most especially for Lisa and for her MacroMonday. I highly suspect that this "not a story" story will have a sequel. Just like in the movies. Ugh!

11 comments:

me-bear said...

Some fly hehehe ;) Still...it is some kind of petty you couldn't catch the little (stubborn) fellow closer on your shot as in macro they can be horrific beauties. Yes, I know, that sounds contradictional haha...and that's just what it is :D

xx Monica

Blondie's Abode said...

Excellent macro captures!!! Very clear details.

Nikki . said...

Amazing photos... gosh that fly really has the most amazing colours like a shimmering oil slick or the inside of an abalone shell... beautiful

Genie said...

What a great job you did capturing the fly in all of his glory...I am assuming it is a HE! The coloration is very striking. Your blog is lovely. I am so glad you stopped by mine so I could get to you. Please come back. gr

Jess said...

Ha ha! Love this! I like the last photo of your little friend(?) best.

The Chair Speaks said...

These are lovely macro shots!

bekkah said...

great shots of your incredibly friendly fly!! :)

lisaschaos said...

A very fun tale. :0) Mr Fly please fly away now, your wish was granted. Loved this series! He sure has big eyes!

michael bird said...

What a well done photo-and-word story you have put together. Well done, Lui.

Viola said...

Great fun Lui! And I enjoyed your story and the photos of Mr Flu.. In fact, if I take a closer look hi is quite handsome.. :))

Krislin Neo, Ting (Syracuse Pike) said...

This got me laughing.. :) :) Interesting.. LOL